As charmless as a typical mall food court, as annoying as the original Smorgasburg outdoor locations (though no strollers), the only reason to stop by the Seaport Smorgasburg is if you are a tourist, you are in the Seaport, and you are very hungry. The food is a bit better than typical food court offerings–and a bit pricier, too–but NYC has lots of these food courts now and they all seem to feature the same players.
In the end, this location of Smorgasburg feels like it could be at any destination space in any big U.S. city. There was unnecessary music playing a bit too loudly in the background, a constant mechanical hum, lots of hard surfaces, and lots of people. It’s an uncomfortable space that is meant to get you in and out as quickly as possible. Our reviews involve actually using the space as intended–i.e., ordering and eating a meal when reviewing a restaurant–so we ordered a few items and waited for them to be announced. When they were, we went to the quietest spot we could find and ate as quickly as possible. It was a relief to take the last bite and leave.
There is no reason to plan a visit to Seaport Smorgasburg unless you must (can’t think of why, but who knows?) or you step in to use the public restrooms. If you are compelled to order food here, take it to go or eat very quickly. One mitigating factor is booze. You can buy some. It may help.
Sunday through Thursday: 11:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.
Friday and Saturday: 11:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m.
Closed in winter
11 Fulton Street (betw. Water and Front Streets), New York, NY 10038